Sunday, October 18, 2015

Couples Resort, the Good and the Bad!!!


All inclusive Couples Resort in Ocho Rios, Jamaica.

Private Island @ Couples Tower Isle

Here is what to expect upon arriving at the airport, you will be greeted and taken to a private Couples Lounge where you will be given a draft beer, a cold soda or beverage of choice while the friendly staff check you in and tag your luggage for transport to the resort. 

Transportation is included from Montego Bay (MBJ) airport, not Ocho Rios.  Caveat, Montego Bay is 2 hours from the resort.


Pros: Couples is truly an all-inclusive resort from the "All inclusive - a.k.a Free" option of having your bar fully stocked with full size liquor bottles along with an array of mixers to all inclusive scuba diving (2 tanks per day), hobie cats for the sailor in you or me :), paddle boarding, kite surfing with even free instructions (yep), 2 times a day - free snorkeling trips, 2 times a day Catamaran Party cruise, daily trip to Dune River Falls with entrance fee paid for, free shopping excursions and transportation, 3 tennis courts with beginner, intermediate and advance instructions, 2 pools, a private island for the full sunbather in you, top shelf liquor at selected bars (Grey Goose), otherwise Absolut, Smirnoff, Dewars and more. 


Free Wifi is another plus throughout the resort unlike most other all-inclusive resorts that I have been to.


Lobster night is every Friday at all the restaurants on the resort, I would recommend Bayside or Eight Rivers for the best cooking of your lobster.

The full size bottles with snapped in pourers for your convenience & champagne.
The funny part of all this was when we saw this list in the room and it had a note saying, only 1 of each type per day, we thought, wow, really? so we can only get 5 mini bottles, that is ridiculous, so we selected them all, came back to room to 5 full size bottles, HA!! :)

Cons: Long ride from the airport as previously mentioned, 2 hours ride from Montego Bay airport to the Resort, so make sure to get comfortable and take a couple of those beverages with you.


Couples is very small resort in comparison to others that I have been to, however if you don't want to hike around from one part of the resort to the others then this is perfect for you. 

We met these couples on the bus on our way to the resort, we asked why they selected this resort versus Sandals or the other Couples Resort nearby - San Souci or Couples - Negril, they said, they like it better because it is more intimate and they didn't have to hike to get around, like Sandals, or Couples San Souci or Couples Negril.  They also said, for the price, they get more for their money.  Sandals, although nicer, was and is much more expensive.  See my upcoming blog about Sandals.

Couples Tower Isle rooms are small, no bathtubs in the standard rooms, just showers, not luxurious in feel, very plain and simplistic, no frills for travelers that like spending time in the room. I personally don't care as much because I would rather be out doing all those activities that are included and just go back to the room to get ready, grab a drink before dinner or go to sleep. Although I think it would definitely be more beneficial to Couples resort if their rooms are equipped with Jacuzzis, however, I can see that they would need to do a complete renovation for that to happen as this was one of the first all-inclusive resorts.  Their rooms are really small, so it would be difficult to put in regular size tubs let alone Jacuzzis.

This is a Premier Ocean view standard room, this is really how big it is,
What you see is what you get in this picture.

Tips for Dune River Falls: Do bring your own water shoes or buy it at the Falls, the driver will do this pull over to a small hut along the way making it seems like the Falls will not be selling any water shoes, so you are stuck buying expensive water shoes for $20 a pair when you can get it at the Falls for $8 or even rent it for less or you can get it from Amazon for $6 and up.




Restaurants: 5 restaurants

Patio: buffet style that is open daily for all meals, breakfast, lunch and dinner with option to order from menu.

Pool grill: cook to order, pizzas, hamburgers, chicken tenders, Jamaican jerk chicken, open all day/night. My favorite was the Jamaican jerk chicken with their bbq jerk sauce, yum!


Verandah: Caribbean flair dishes, soups are served in a coconut shell.  No reservation needed but only open on certain nights. Food was ok, not amazing.


Eight rivers and Bayside are reservation only and only open for dinner on certain nights.  Continental and Asian cuisines


Note: Do NOT expect to get seated without a reservation, unless you don't mind the 2 hours wait like we did on our last night there. Just make all your reservations upon arrival even though they give you a sheet that looks like you can only make 2 reservations, submit that and stop at the concierge desk to book the rest.


Eight Rivers: Inside seating, perfectly cooked and prepared lamb chops (no fat excess even, they actually trimmed all the fat and you actually get perfect lamb chops), excellent salad cart and prep, made right at your table with an array of toppings to choose from, fantastic desserts and organic tea selections.  The organic tea selections are only available at these two restaurants and I love a good cup of tea!


Bayside:  Outside seating, fantastic food as well, the option to pick your protein of choice and sauces, delicious. Soups were amazing as well. Hot sake was very good, overall, yum!

The food and ambience were excellent for both Eight Rivers and Bayside.



Veggie bar is also available on the first floor by the beach, more like mini take out area with veggie summer rolls, hummus, spreads, vegetable plate, fresh coconut water, and coconut meat shavings.

I love summer rolls normally but maybe it was the prep person, the summer roll I had was very loosely wrapped so it fell apart upon touching and was served with a sweet and spicy Asian sauce, which you can't go wrong with as it comes from jar. 

I especially enjoyed the freshly picked coconuts and coconuts meat shavings from the veggie bar and thought it was awesome that they included this as other all-inclusive resorts charges $5 for a coconut. Paradisus at Domican Republic and Dreams at Cabo San Lucas does.

As a foodie, I love good food and as a deal seeker, I don't like having to pay extra for things like coffee or coconut or a ride into town or paying for scuba or catamaran excursions. With that said, I especially enjoyed the all-inclusiveness of this resort in comparison to others that have better rooms with the nickel and dime attitude.


I would recommend this resort if you like doing activities in the water or doing excursions that allows for you to see the town and enjoying the outdoors and having full liquor bar in your room for time where you want a drink while you are getting ready for dinner. Or even full sunbathing on a private island or have a romantic dinner with the love of your life or celebrate an anniversary with a sunset dinner on the pier.


For those that like white sand beaches and crystal clear water, this is not a resort for you, the beach is mediocre, brown coarse sand and the water is not crystal clear like St. Maarten or Grand Cayman.

See my other blogs for Dreams in Cabo San Lucas and Paradisus in Dominican Republic.

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